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Checklists, a few fixed setups, and weeks when you want me in the chair. Start wherever you're stuck.

Access Pack · When the box goes dark · Home

Heads up: this isn't a 24/7 NOC or round-the-clock MSP tickets. Packs and one-time setups are checklists or scoped work in your accounts. Recurring plans watch whatever we agree to watch — nobody's staring at a screen all night.

Digital

Access Pack · $99

Always-on Tailscale and a dead-man email, in a checklist ZIP.

You have a shop PC, Pi, or NVR/PC you can install Tailscale on, and you're ready to run the steps yourself.

Not included: managed watching, 24/7 coverage, a Q&A window, Ring/cloud cams alone, or website-only uptime pings.

Buy ($99)

Pack + Hour · $199

The Access Pack ZIP plus one scheduled screenshare hour with me.

You'll run most of the checklist yourself, but want one live hour to unstick the install, Healthchecks, or the prove-it step.

Not included: ongoing chat support, extra hours, or me holding your accounts after the call.

Buy Pack + Hour ($199)

Or call / text 405-526-2351.

Access Pack setup assist · $149

We wire your first Tailscale always-on path together — a shorter session than Pack + Hour.

You have the checklist (or you're buying it) and want a quicker live assist than a full Pack + Hour.

The pack ZIP is separate ($99) unless you already own it.

Buy setup assist ($149)

Or 405-526-2351.

EN/ES ops one-pager bank · $79

Ready-to-fill ops one-pagers in English and Spanish: break-glass steps, who to call, what's live.

For shops and small crews that need that boring reference page in both languages, so the next person isn't guessing.

ZIP emailed from hello@shoutfire.com after payment. This doesn't include the Access Pack's Tailscale steps.

Buy EN/ES bank ($79)

Or 405-526-2351.

One-time setups

Break-glass setup · $499

I wire the one-pager and the Healthchecks dead-man alert with you, and we prove it works, once.

You want the shout working this week, not another PDF that never gets opened, and you'll keep the accounts.

Not included: 24/7 watch after the prove-it test, full Access Week scope, a camera LAN redesign, or a security audit.

Buy Break-glass ($499)

Or 405-526-2351.

Status page in a day · $299

Your first monitors live, plus a branded status page people can check without calling you.

You already know what should be up. You just need the first ten checks and a status URL — not a six-week project.

Not included: unlimited monitors, a redesign of your whole stack, 24/7 human response, or ongoing Site Guard.

Buy Status page ($299)

Or 405-526-2351.

Week deposit · $750

A deposit toward an Access Week ($1,500-$2,500). Balance due at kickoff or on Friday.

Holds your week on the calendar once we've agreed on scope.

Mention "week deposit" when you pay or call. We'll settle on scope before or alongside the deposit.

Buy Week deposit ($750)

Or 405-526-2351.

Recurring (watch plans)

Site Guard · $39 / $79 mo

Ongoing watch on whatever checks we agree to, with a shout when one goes down. Coming soon — join the waitlist until it's live.

For when your pack or status page is already set up and you want ongoing alerts without hiring a NOC.

Not included: 24/7 phone on-call, incident response labor, or fixing the box for you.

Waitlist: Site Guard

Disk / box-full watch · $29 mo

An alert when your always-on box (or a volume you name) is running out of disk.

For anyone who's been burned by "disk full" masquerading as a network outage.

May fold into Site Guard as an add-on once that's live. Doesn't include cleaning the disk for you.

Contact: Disk watch ($29)

Hands-on weeks & keep-alive

Access Week · $1,500-$2,500

One week in your accounts — Tailscale, access, and the always-on path finished, with a short map and a Friday walkthrough.

DIY hasn't gotten you there, and you want me to wire up reachability and hand you the keys when I leave.

Keep-alive is optional afterward. No unlimited scope, no MSP per-seat pricing, and no keys held hostage.

Contact: Access Week

Call / text 405-526-2351 (Quo).

Camera path week · ~$2,000

Your cameras or NVR, reachable without port-forward spaghetti, on a box you admin.

Your shop or site cams matter, and DIY Tailscale plus subnet routing just isn't sticking. Related: Remote access without port forwarding.

Hardware pass-through billed at cost if needed (called out in the quote). Not a cloud-only Ring product.

Contact: Camera path week

Keep-alive light · $200/mo

A light monthly touch: tokens, certs, small drift, and a short "what changed" note. Not a NOC.

For after the week or break-glass job is done, when you want someone who already knows your setup on a short leash.

Month-to-month. Not 24/7, not unlimited tickets.

Contact: Keep-alive ($200)

Next step

Buy directly on a card above for packs and fixed setups.

Weeks, waitlists, or something that doesn't fit the menu: contact or call 405-526-2351.

Again: not a 24/7 NOC. Your accounts stay yours.